his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
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