He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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