That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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