worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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