Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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