haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Be still, my beating vagina.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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