So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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