He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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