What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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