physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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