I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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