Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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