Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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