He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
