So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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