Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
we're chasing vodka with high fives
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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