Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Porn is love you can see.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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