we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
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