So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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