how do flat chested girls get laid?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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