on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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