Small penises have feelings too.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
