"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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