Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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