I wish you could order shots online.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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