is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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