have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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