Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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