It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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