YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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