i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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