In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
