Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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