what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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