Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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