singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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