when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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