The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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