I wannas sexs uuuuu
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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