carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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