i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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