it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
