So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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