i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
3 2 1 whiskey
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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