I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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