you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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