Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
