question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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