I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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