At least make sure they are 18
Why
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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