some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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