North Korea, Best Korea!
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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