found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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