What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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