i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
we're making bets on your personal life
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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