It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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